Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all my friends and fans of Tony Batman.com. We hope you have a great holiday and a Happy New Year.
Here is a little ditty written by my friends from the Wank Punter band I hope it makes you smile.
The girls were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-dad’s danced in their heads
And Fiona in her ‘kerchief, and Sass in my lap,
We’d just settled down for a licentious nap
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter
In front of the window, a fluffer did flash,
Tore open her shutters she and thrust out her gash
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen ho
Gave the lustre of living to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a bare naked porn star, and eight more of her peers
With a funky ole driver, just rockin’ to rule,
Joey B had arrived with Mack Daddy cool.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name
“Now, Jesse! now, Sunny! now, Ryder and Vixen!
On, Regan! on Fifi! my boys need a fixin!
To the top of the pole! this is our last call!
Now hump away! pump away! rump away all!”
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the pole-top the porn stars they blew,
With a sack full of toys, and cool vibrators too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the vine
The prancing and pawing of girls so inclined.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the chimney Ms Jameson came with a bound.
She was dressed all in fur, from her head to her bush,
And her clothes were all screaming “come violate my tush”
A bundle of toys she had slung on her back,
And she looked like a harlot with an awful fine rack.
Her eyes — how they twinkled! her dimples how merry!
Her cheeks were like roses, though no longer cherry!
Her droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of her clam was trimmed like a pro
The stump of my pipe she held light in her teeth,
And my sack it encircled her head like a wreath
She had a sweet face and a taught little belly,
Then shock over came, when she brought out the jelly.
She was kinky and wet, a right horny sweet elf,
And I glowed when I saw her, in spite of myself
A wink of her eye as she led me to bed,
Soon gave me to know I’d get more than head
She spoke not a word, but went straight to her work,
I filled latex stockings as I came with a jerk
And waving her finger she signaled her hos,
By giving a nod, up the chimney they rose
Joey sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove fast away,
“Happy Christmas to all, hope you had a good lay!”
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